Hey everyone! Congratulations. You are now looking at the mother of all websites. Here you’ll find the answers to EVERYTHING. Why? Because I’m the number one comic of ALL TIME according to the INTERNATIONAL COMEDY ASSOCIATION (the ICA I call it.) Also, my comedy would crush in another language thanks to how physical and good looking I am. Oh, and if you do come to a live show please bring a seat belt and be prepared to ovulate or pop a boner since so much of my comedy has a great deal of sexual nuance. Anyhoooo, here you’ll find links to my podcasts, my photos, my show schedules, my film and TV stuff and whatever other useless stuff I choose to post. My ultimate goal is to do comedy (sketch/stand up/ mime) until I am the…