New dates have been added to the calendar

I’ve added some new dates to the event calendar. I’ll be coming to the Parlor Live in Bellevue, Washington on August 27-29th and to Sunnyvale on September 23-26 at Rooster “T” Feathers. Be sure to get your tickets today.

My Good Friend Mike Casentini Is Taping His Debut Comedy Album

Mike Casentini Debut Album

My good friend and comedian compadre, Mike Casentini is taping his debut comedy album on August 14th at the Spotlight Comedy Club in Studio City, California. It’s sure to be funny. Mike has been working extremely hard and has grown leaps and bounds. His comedy style is extremely high energy with real life experiences that are so on point it’s hard not to go…that happened to me once. He incorporates real stories from his life that are so animated he makes you feel like your right there at the moment it’s happening. He’s definitely someone to look out for. On top of being a very funny person, Mike has been helping me out over the last 5 years creating all of my online experiences, like my website, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Myspace and more. He’s extremely talented and that is why he is coming out with me on the road. Be sure to make it out to a show to meet me and Mike Casentini. Also, when it’s available, be sure to pick up Mike Casentini’s debut album, “Who Am I?”

Righting Wrongs

Had to right a wrong today. Drug cartel over ran a mall. Big mall. They were in the mood to shop but didn’t feel like paying. What a surprise. Those drug guys are serious jerks. Well, they picked the wrong day. True story, I was walking hard, on my way to pick out an outfit, well, leotard. They had a sale. Why a leotard? Don’t worry about it. I’m not in the swinger scene and the times I’ve done that whole group sex thing I was wearing a mask, duh.

Anyhoo, I’m on my way to get this leotard and then I had a serious work out planned (was going to wrestle this muzzled chimp they had problems with at this local circus) so these drug guys come into the mall guns a blazing and luckily I was wearing my machetes (that’s a spanish long-knife) in my boots. I pull them out start doing my machete-dance and let’s just say what was once drug cartel guys is now fuckin human ribbons. Sure, took them a long time to towel up the crime juice aka blood but that’s what happens when you send a man in to vanquish evil.

Anyway, I could go on but this blog isn’t about me telling U about what a hero I am. I’m NOT a hero even though that’s what a lot of people say and write about me in the press. I’m just a guy doing what comes naturally to him. Okay that’s it for today. Gotta go take my woman from behind.

Brand New Website with New Videos

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Greetings, my name is Mike Casentini, President of the Heavy Hitters of Comedy.com. A comedy resource and social/professional networking website for comedians, industry professionals and fans of comedy. We’ve recently overhauled Bryan’s website with a new look in response to the webs constant desire for change. Now, our focus is to provide a venue for Bryan’s fans. A place were fans can interact with Bryan, leave comments, email and much more. If you are a fan of Bryan, then we encourage you to register, and become automatically enrolled into Bryan’s quarterly newsletter. Receive updates on future shows and events as well as website updates.

We’ve also added 9 new videos for your viewing pleasure. 8 individual clips from television and movies, like “The Hangover,” “Entourage” and “How I Met Your Mother.” We will be adding more videos in the weeks to come. So, stay tuned.

Another new feature to the website is Bryan’s Twitter Feed located on the right column of each page. Now, when you are logged into Bryan’s website you’ll be able to see his most recent tweet. If you are not following him yet, we encourage you start today. It’s friggin’ funny stuff. To start following him, click here.

Presale Tickets for February 2010 Show

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On February 20th, 2010, I will be performing stand-up comedy at the TRIPLE DOOR in Seattle, Washington with special guest Billy Wayne Davis. Doors open at 6:00pm. Showtime is at 8:00pm. The comedy club is located 216 Union Street, Seattle, WA 98101 (206) 838-4333. Presale tickets: Ticketmaster