America’s two political parties can’t seem to solve their problems or figure out how to talk to each other and that’s going to make for a lot of awfully awkward Thanksgivings. Fortunately, there’s a group of people who know how to understand both sides and understand what each culture gets right and what each culture gets wrong. You are part of that group of people. You are Mixed Mental Artists. You are mankind’s last, best hope. Can you handle the pressure? Can you? Well, you’re going to have to because humanity needs you.
So, let’s get into the dojo so we can train and shatter the echo chambers that have built up around each culture.
In the red corner, we have the conservatives weighing at 300 pounds. On their side, they have a willingness to talk about culture mattering and helping determine success and they have a love and respect for the Founding Fathers.
In the blue corner, we have the liberals weighing in at 150 pounds soaking wet. On their side, they have a dominance of the media and academia but a lack of familiarity with what the science actually says. They also are so focused on where the Founding Fathers didn’t fully live their principles that they have a hard time seeing all the things they got right like the profound benefits of a culture founded on the idea that you could learn anything from books.
Who will win in a fight? We don’t know. Who cares? Because it’s much more interesting to watch them fuck.
Not with their genitals although at this point there’s so much tension in the air the sex would be amazing. No, we want them to fuck with their minds. It’s time to get it on. Aw yeah! Let’s have some blue-red idea sex and make beautiful purple babies.
You’re welcome, America. And the world. While you’re over there fighting, we’re over her fucking…with ideas. Yeah, baby. Idea sex. The kind of sex where you don’t catch STDs. The only thing you catch is wisdom. Let’s make that shit contagious!